Flatmate in the New Apartment
It looks like this apartment comes with a flatmate. I've got a lovely little yellow-striped jumping spider crawling the walls here, and I've been seeing it quite frequently over the past few days. It's only thumbnail sized, so all of you that were terrified of the palm-sized hairy brown beast that made cameo appearances in my last place can relax. It appears to be unable to spin webs and rather roams around to proactively hunt its food. I wish it great success because I don't have any screens on the windows to keep out unwanted insects. I'll be taking suggestions for a name for this new buddy. Gender-neutral names are preferred since I've practically no way of sexing the creature.
Or: Muffet, Animal (from the Muppet Show), Santa's Little Helper (just to drive the zealots crazy), or Spot. Somebody I know named his cat "Puppy" because his kids really wanted a dog but they wouldn't let them and this was the compromise.
Of course, this naming business might be useless since it's been over a week since I spotted our little friend.